Team Gray!

Daddy has a juicer. Mommy was the gadget queen, so I wasn’t being a jerk when I asked Daddy if he bought it himself. It is a Jack Lalane juicer, reminding me of late night infomercials. The problem is, Daddy makes way too much juice for one person. “They say you’re supposed to drink it [...]

I go to the store to buy clothes for the kids. The experience goes something like this: Kid: ooh! sparkly! Me: Ooh! velvety soft Both: LET’S GET IT! Then the child wears the turquoise (or orange) velour sweatsuit with silver glittery trim everyday until the knees wear out. They have no clothes to go with [...]

Forget dancing with the stars! It’s basketball in a field of bunnies! Join in the fun as you go to the Y in the midday with 5 kids. Let the little ones hop around like bunnies while the men in the lunchtime basketball league gawk at your teenage daughter. Enjoy the thrills of watching your [...]